Let Us Introduce Ourselves!

We are a company that brings you the unconventional love story of two raccoons who fall in love amidst the trash-filled streets. Brace yourself for a wild and hilarious journey filled with bad language and unexpected romance.

Our story begins in the heart of a bustling city, where our two raccoon protagonists, Candy and Randy, find themselves rummaging through garbage cans in search of their next meal. Little did they know that fate had something extraordinary in store for them.

One fateful night, as Candy and Randy were competing for the same discarded pizza slice, their eyes met, and it was love at first sight. Sparks flew amidst the stench of rotting food, and they knew they had found their trashy soulmates.

From that moment on, Candy and Randy became inseparable. They continued their adventures in the trash-filled alleys, exploring the city's hidden treasures and sharing their love for all things discarded. Their unique bond grew stronger with each dumpster dive, and they soon realized that their love was as unconventional as their lifestyle.

Inspired by their extraordinary love story, Two Trash Pandas was born. We aim to capture the essence of Candy and Randy's unapologetic love and share it with the world through our products. From socks to tea towels and more, we bring you a range of offerings that embrace the hilarity, romance, and bad language that define their relationship.

Join us as we celebrate the unfiltered love of Candy and Randy, two raccoons who found each other in the depths of the trash. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even shed a tear as you immerse yourself in their unconventional love story.